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This wiki is related to the Playgans wiki, dedicated to exposing Playgans (see wiki for definition) to the ridicule which they so richly deserve. As noted on Playgans, none of the members of this wiki have any issue with, nor mean any offense to, REAL pagans, Wiccans, witches, etc. Our only complaint is against those who lay claim to being these things for the purpose of getting attention or making themselves look special, and who, in the process, degrade the reputation of religions which others take very seriously.

That said, on to the purpose of this wiki: songs which ridicule Playgans, or expose their faults and flaws.

We begin with the song which inspired the creation of this wiki:




Wiccan Wannabe Mystic Bullshit Spouting Blues



by
Ken and Rondel Linder

aka
[BarleySinger] and [Rondel]


Well, I've read all the best fantasy around, you know
- yes, you know;
Well, I've read all the best fantasy around, you know
- yes, you know;
I've read Tolkein, and Bradley, and Mercedes Lackey
I wear silver skull jewelry that's really tacky
Yes, I've read all the best fantasy around, you know
- yes, you know;


I'm a Wiccan Wannabe, fantasy artist,
I know that I'm right, because I'm lying my hardest,
- mm-mm, mm-mm.


Well, I channel me a druid who's been dead for a thousand years,
- thousand years;
Yes, I channel me a druid who's been dead for a thousand years,
- thousand years;
When I do it, I talk pompous in a silly way,
'Til my fake Gaelic accent makes you run away
I channel me a druid who's been dead for a thousand years,
- thousand years;


I'm a Wiccan Wannabe, fantasy artist,
I know that I'm right, because I'm lying my hardest,
- mm-mm, mm-mm.


Well, I walk across the field, scream "Psychic Attack!" and fall down,
- I fall down;
Yes, I walk across the field, scream "Psychic Attack!" and fall down,
- I fall down;
You know that I'm a dragon, in another dimension
I'm from the Seelie Court, I'm just here on detention
I walk across the field, scream "Psychic Attack!" and fall down,
- I fall down;


I'm a Wiccan Wannabe, fantasy artist,
I know that I'm right, because I'm lying my hardest,
- mm-mm, mm-mm.


Well, if you piss me off, I'll throw psychic shuriken,
- sure I can!
Well, if you piss me off, I'll throw psychic shuriken,
- sure I can!
I'm a Ninja in my spare time, please be kind and don't tell,
I fight demons when I dreamscape in the depths of Hell
Well, if you piss me off, I'll throw psychic shuriken,
- sure I can!


I'm a Wiccan Wannabe, fantasy artist,
I know that I'm right, because I'm lying my hardest,
- mm-mm, mm-mm.


Well, I channel me the Blue God in the middle of Circle, how rude
- how rude!
Well, I channel me the Blue God in the middle of Circle, how rude
- how rude!
It's a Voodoo deity in a Wiccan forum
I've got personalities enough to make a quorum,
Well, I channel me the Blue God in the middle of Circle, how rude
- how rude!


I'm a Wiccan Wannabe, fantasy artist,
I know that I'm right, because I'm lying my hardest,
- mm-mm, mm-mm.


Well if you ask me, I'll tell you I'm the Tigard Guardian,
- Guardian
Well if you ask me, I'll tell you I'm the Tigard Guardian,
- Guardian
I know that the vampires are real, you see,
They're always watching us through the electricity
Well if you ask me, I'll tell you I'm the Tigard Guardian,
- Guardian


I'm a Wiccan Wannabe, fantasy artist,
I know that I'm right, because I'm lying my hardest,
- mm-mm, mm-mm.
- mm-mm, mm-mm.


* Well, my sisters and I are the Charmed Ones, please don't tell,
- please don't tell.
Well, my sisters and I are the Charmed Ones, please don't tell,
- please don't tell.
We learned how to do magick just from watching The Craft,
And from Practical Magic, and soon nobody laughed,
Well, my sisters and I are the Charmed Ones, please don't tell,
- please don't tell.


I'm a Wiccan Wannabe, fantasy artist,
I know that I'm right, because I'm lying my hardest,
- mm-mm, mm-mm.


I watched Charmed and The Craft, and now I'm a Wiccan too,
- Wiccan too
I watched Charmed and The Craft, and now I'm a Wiccan too,
- Wiccan too
Well, I got my religion from a show on TV
And now my mystic powers keep on frightening me
I watched Charmed and The Craft, and now I'm a Wiccan too,
- Wiccan too


I'm a Wiccan Wannabe, fantasy artist,
I know that I'm right, because I'm lying my hardest,
- mm-mm, mm-mm.


Well I bought a Book of Shadows, but they ripped me off, - it's blank!
- yes, it's blank!
Well I bought a Book of Shadows, but they ripped me off, - it's blank!
- yes, it's blank!
I'll help Karma get that shop back, and their danger starts now,
I once stopped a tornado, so you know I know how,
Well I bought a Book of Shadows, but they ripped me off, - it's blank!
- yes, it's blank!


I'm a Wiccan Wannabe, fantasy artist,
I know that I'm right, because I'm lying my hardest,
- mm-mm, mm-mm.
- mm-mm, mm-mm.



(please feel free to add verses, and SEND US COPIES
- all real people and "real" claims please, unless otherwise noted!)

* Fictional Verse
All other individuals mentioned are real people, whose names are being withheld out of tact and kindness, though some verses may contain elements from more than one individual.





So there you have it, folks! A wiki dedicated to the music of the Playgan world -- feel free to add to it! If you don't have the ability to do so, talk to [Delladreing]; she can add you to the Playgans forum, and you'll get editing access to this page, once you're a forum member.




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2005-09-22 [Azuri]: Wonderus song !!!

2005-09-22 [sequeena_rae]: Oh [Rondel] you rock! ^_^

2005-09-22 [hanhepi]: wow. this is funny!! want a verse on sham-mans?

2005-09-22 [Delladreing]: hehe feel free :p two ticks and ill add you to the forum dear [hanhepi]

2005-09-22 [hanhepi]: heck yeah! a new forum!!

2005-09-22 [Delladreing]: yuo, created it this morning

2005-09-23 [Rondel]: Thank you for the compliments, but honestly, most of them should go to [BarleySinger] -- while I helped him write this song, he did the majority of the work: all of the musical composition (sheet music and recording to be made available when we can, but at first it will probably just be an a cappella vocal rendition of a single verse and chorus, done on my headset mike), and the creation of at least half of the verses; true, I had input on many of them, and you can see my sticky fingerprints all over the line "personalities enough to make a quorum"), but I'd hate to have most of the credit come to me when he so richly deserves positive feedback on his music... *smile*

2005-09-23 [Rondel]: ...and besides, if you go to his page to send him a message (which would mean a lot to him, as a musician without an audience is a SAD thing, and it's worse for a composer), you can follow the link to his poetry page and see the lyrics for more of his songs. :D There are also links to some of his music sites, where you can HEAR some of his recorded music; both the instrumental stuff, & a variety of the stuff with lyrics, pagan pieces included...

2005-09-23 [Rondel]: And yes, [hanhepi], I'd welcome a verse on shamans, if you know anyone who'd fit the theme. It is important to us to stick to real people's claims, with VERY few examples. Those in need of a laugh can compare the verses here to Fantasy Crazies I Have Known, and try to match the person to the verse. Odds are, you'll get it right (though some few of the people from the song aren't listed on the wiki, and vice versa). I only *wish* we'd had to make this stuff up... LOL

2005-09-23 [Fireblade K'Chona]: -dies laughing- That's HILARIOUS! I don't know the tune, and I was listening to another tune at the time, but I still almost fell off my chair! Love it!

2005-09-24 [Rondel]: It would be hard for you to know the tune... ...as it's original, and hasn't been recorded yet; there's a faint chance, given the part of the country that you're in, that you might run into someone who knows it. Do you ever make it to Orycon? If you do, I'll have to send you in search of our former coven-sisters who are the only ones I can think of, other than us, who know the song (tune and all). They're also the source of the references for a couple of the verses (in specific, the Tigard Guardian and the Blue God references), & one of them lived with the young woman who was taken into care, eventually, sure that "they" were watching through the electricity...

2005-09-24 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Well, then I guess I wouldn't know the tune anyway. ^_^ And Orycon?...I don't think so. I think it's sad that people can read Mercedes Lackey and go, "Hey! I'm a Guardian! Despite the fact that she just made this up!" Misty wrote a rant about it on her webpage. More later.

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